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July 24th
5:21 AM
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When the Joint Commission comes and everyone’s worried about drinks at the nurses’ station…

whatshouldwecalllaboranddelivery:

We’re all like:

July 22nd
8:52 AM
Via

When my patient has been stuck at 4cm FOREVER and she makes progress…

whatshouldwecalllaboranddelivery:

I’m like:

July 21st
9:37 PM
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Any time I have just one day off between a lot of shifts…

whatshouldwecalllaboranddelivery:

I’m like:

July 14th
3:46 PM
Via
miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

June 19th
5:24 AM
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scissorsandthread:

Hexagon Magnets | The Handmade Home
If your fridge magnets consist of free ones from the local take away or broken flower pots, then maybe it’s time for an upgrade! Make a bunch of these hexagon magnets to decorate your fridge in bright fun colours. Then have fun decorating your fridge - make a pretty mosaic or go random. I can’t wait to get some clay and make these for myself!

scissorsandthread:

Hexagon Magnets | The Handmade Home

If your fridge magnets consist of free ones from the local take away or broken flower pots, then maybe it’s time for an upgrade! Make a bunch of these hexagon magnets to decorate your fridge in bright fun colours. Then have fun decorating your fridge - make a pretty mosaic or go random. I can’t wait to get some clay and make these for myself!

June 7th
2:33 PM
Via
ladiesagainsthumanity:

Meet the Douchebros of the Week: Michigan House members Ben Glardon, Peter Pettalia, and Roger Victory. These three charming specimens of worthless white dudes came to my attention via this tweet: 

"@MIHouseGOP members Victory, Pettalia, and Glardon: ‘Don’t say we don’t understand women.’ #mileg"
Aside from the notion of “lol we read women’s magazines hilars” being monumentally insulting, these three have also voted for such disgusting legislation as the Abortion Insurance Opt-Out Act, the bill which forces women on Obamacare to buy separate insurance to cover abortions in case of rape. Seriously. That is a thing. That is now law. Because they voted for it.
Here’s the good news: it’s an election year in Michigan, and we can get these jerks out of office. All three are in competitive races, and they’re all being challenged by women.
Click here to contribute to MI List, which funds pro-choice women candidates in Michigan.
I should also mention two particularly wonderful candidates for the Michigan House, my friends Jon Hoadley and Rebecca Thompson. They are both amazing, inspiring people, and it would give me great pleasure to watch them lay the smack down on these fools during the next session of the Michigan legislature. Please consider contributing to their campaigns as well. 
Thanks and smooches! xx, ksl

ladiesagainsthumanity:

Meet the Douchebros of the Week: Michigan House members Ben Glardon, Peter Pettalia, and Roger Victory. These three charming specimens of worthless white dudes came to my attention via this tweet

"@MIHouseGOP members Victory, Pettalia, and Glardon: ‘Don’t say we don’t understand women.’ #mileg"

Aside from the notion of “lol we read women’s magazines hilars” being monumentally insulting, these three have also voted for such disgusting legislation as the Abortion Insurance Opt-Out Act, the bill which forces women on Obamacare to buy separate insurance to cover abortions in case of rape. Seriously. That is a thing. That is now law. Because they voted for it.

Here’s the good news: it’s an election year in Michigan, and we can get these jerks out of office. All three are in competitive races, and they’re all being challenged by women.

Click here to contribute to MI List, which funds pro-choice women candidates in Michigan.

I should also mention two particularly wonderful candidates for the Michigan House, my friends Jon Hoadley and Rebecca Thompson. They are both amazing, inspiring people, and it would give me great pleasure to watch them lay the smack down on these fools during the next session of the Michigan legislature. Please consider contributing to their campaigns as well. 

Thanks and smooches! xx, ksl

11:25 PM
Via
imgfave:

Posted by bubble

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Posted by bubble

April 27th
10:42 PM
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pincie:

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

June 6th
12:05 AM
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abcddesigns:

#peony bush progress! #inbloom #nwc #nwct #newengland #white #blossoms #flowers

abcddesigns:

#peony bush progress! #inbloom #nwc #nwct #newengland #white #blossoms #flowers